Friday, February 29, 2008

To make a short story long...


In case you didn't know, Death As Usual hasn't always been a indie animated movie. Once upon a time I was frustrated with myself. This was about 10 years ago now. I had written my bad novel that every writer has to write and was starting to get really frustrated with life in general. I was making crap money working restaurant jobs (cooking, washing dishes mostly) and I was worried that being a paid writer just wasn't in the cards. That's a crappy feeling; which I think goes for anyone who wants to do something that you can't really get a degree to do.
Anyway, I was working at this bar in Kansas City, Missouri (not Kansas, that came later) and one day someone under-fried a catfish during the lunch rush. My alcoholic kitchen manager came back and slammed the plate down and said "What fu*#ing dumbass did this?"
As I watched the catfish bounce on the plate I couldn't help but feel sad and slightly pathetic. So I told my boss I wanted to speak with him in his office. I sat down and told him that even though I didn't cook the catfish I didn't appreciate being disrespected like that. He told me he understood. So I proceeded to thank him for the job. I went home and wondered if I did the right thing. In retrospect I don't think quitting was the best choice. I work in Hollywood now and have been called worse, so my skin mighta been a little thin.
The next job I got was a joke. It was in a University library, but not the kind students can just go browse in. It was this big old Gothic building with tons of floors and only the people that work there could search for books. Mostly professors and professional whatever's would get books from there. The workers would wait in the basement where there was a tubing system. A canister (like the kind at bank drive thru's) would shoot down with a slip of paper telling you which book to go find.
One day I was waiting at the table with the weirdos who worked there and a tube shot down at me. I opened it up and saw that the book I needed was up in the annex. That was the very top floor which was all dusty and scary. I went up there and couldn't find the book, which wasn't unusual, or a big deal 'cause the boss was a flake and never fired anyone. But as I was looking I found a book simply titled 'How To Write A One Act Play.' I thought to myself that maybe I needed to try something new and write a play. I forgot about my novel and being the next great American whatever and decided I would just focus on telling a fun story. I had just finished reading 'The Plague' by Camus and happened upon a History Channel special that mentioned medieval poison dealers. I started thinking and I was also watching a lot of 'Frasier' reruns for some reason and I can see now why the one act 'Death As Usual' came out the way it did.
After a few weeks I became obsessed with the characters and the story. I think it was the most important growth I ever experienced as a writer. It was definitely the first good thing I ever wrote. At the time, the year was 1999 and I didn't know what computer animation was, and I'm not sure how developed it even was, which I think makes it more special to see what this story became over the years.
It eventually went on to win a playwright award and earn a small production. I'll tell the story about the day I found out in a bit. That day was weird. I was taking an astronomy class to fill a science credit. The thing was, I took astronomy thinking it was going to be horoscopes and that kind of thing. (But that's astrology in case you don't know.) It turned out Astronomy is a lot harder than it sounds. And in time I would learn that getting an indie film into festivals and getting distribution is a helluva lot harder than getting a B in Astronomy.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Sylvia's not really a bad girl...


...she's just bored and lonely! And you would be too if your husband was a busy politician who cares more about power than love. When Sylvia and Francis first got married, things were different. They would go out and do fun things in the real world. Now they only meet in virtual reality. As you can see from this picture of their virtual bedroom, life is definitely strange in their world.

Unfortunately for Sylvia, she chooses to stray a little too far in our dark modern fairy tale. Everybody veers off the path sometimes. But if you do, you better hope you don't find yourself in Lasmark falling hopelessly in love with a poison dealer who's responsible for more deaths than most wars.

I gotta admit, I didn't have much respect for Sylvia the first time I met her. That's how it goes with people you meet out of the back of weekly magazines. Just ask Patrick. He'll tell ya.

However, if you wanna see Sylvia on the big screen (she is pretty hot) you need to come see 'Death As Usual' for yourself.
If you've read the previous posts then you know by now I'll be there in all my indie glory (if there is such a thing) and I would seriously like to meet anyone who would take the time to see our movie. Who knows, maybe we'll even wind up at a party afterwards? I'm hoping so...
Brendon O'Neill
PS - If my stalker is reading this you're even welcome. But no 'funny' stuff this time.

Don't steal liquor from Yari...


It's hard to get out of Lasmark since the quarantine was ruled in effect by lawmakers to keep the plague from spreading. So if you're stuck there you'll probably want some booze. Trust me, I'm blogging from there right now and I'm tossing back a cold one. There's really not much else to do except count the rats.

My point is, if you get thirsty and go to Yari's liquor store DO NOT STEAL FROM THIS CHICK!!! She packs heat. Seriously. Just ask Cornell...

I have lots of other things to tell you about this dreadful place. But there's only one way you can really find out what's up: GO SEE 'DEATH AS USUAL' at the Roxy theater on April 21st at 6:30pm!!!

I'll be there and I would love to meet you!
Brendon O'Neill

There's this guy who picks up the dead....


His name is Cornell and he used to work for this huge corporation delivering mail to the cubicles. He's always showing up to work drunk, and he's been known to throw up and urinate in the cubicles. Let's just say that when the plague hit Lasmark and everyone started dying he was the first person in line for the job of picking up the dead. After all, he gets his own company truck and when bodies aren't dropping he can hang out on Patrick's balcony and drink.

Cornell is just one of the character's you'll meet if, or when, you go see Death As Usual on April 21st at the Bare Bones Film Fest. He would love to meet you. And if he's drunk, don't worry, I'm bringing a pack of pampers and some barf bags just in case!
See you then!
Brendon